December 20, 1920
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!
My face is all over the bloody Strand Magazine! Seems like some cheapo detective writer has published the fairy photos and said they are real. “When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, however improbable,” the writer says, MUST BE ME!
I can only hope that plan B, the one where they rally the troops to prove I am a fake, if you know what I mean, gets a move on. In the meantime, I am going to fly south to somewhere less fanciful and get blindingly drunk.
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