The Ball of Death that will destroy the planet is still hurtling across the cosmos, talking to itself. I think it might be a bit lonely, to be honest.
Bip, Handon, and the others are hellbent on saving the world. But can they? Do they have what it takes? Does Bip have enough acorns? And what the hell is he doing with acorns anyway?
It is all to play for in this completely daft story. I loved narrating these. They made working fun.
From remembering to wear his "indoor shoes" at work, and dealing with a very awkward teacher, to the joys of watching young teenagers grow up, and drinking far too much Japanese beer in an izakaya bar, this sensitive story will make you laugh and make you cry.
Have you a memoir you want me to record? Let me know.
The first book of Dirt, series one.
The Story of Johnson Farthing is now out on Amazon, Audible and iTunes. Don't forget, you can get it free as part of your Audible Trial.
I have had great fun with this, so I hope you enjoy it. And of course, it is a very personal project since I wrote the book. If you love dragons, you will love this.
And if you have a fantasy that needs my voice, let me know.
Do you love Douglas Adams? How about Terry Pratchett? Steve Wetherell has the same kind of nutty humour and this was a fun book to read.
Bip Plunkerton is a young man on a strange planet, who is tasked with saving the world. What can go wrong?
Ask the snow cow who is charging at speed straight for him.
Have you got a comedy that would benefit from a gruff old British bloke? Check out my narration work here.
I am just starting on the audiobook trail and my first is out now.
It is a new version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, but recorded in a very different style!
Produced in association with Spoken Realms, it is out on Audible, Amazon and iTunes.
Don't forget, if you are looking for a narrator for your books, please see my information here.
These great little thrillers have sold thousands on Amazon, and it is really not surprising. Short, to the point, great stories and written by a man who has travelled the world.
And check back for further instalments!